alph4cunt:

"Coke please"

"Is Pepsi okay?"

"You’re the worst fucking drug dealer on the planet"

tagged → #ferrets
crushingeagle:

owlthedeadman:

Who should I vote for, Troy Baker or Troy Baker.

it turned out that troy baker beat troy baker. what a crushing defeat for troy baker. at least troy baker is a stand up guy and likely took it well.
congratulations, troy baker. sorry for your loss, troy baker.

crushingeagle:

owlthedeadman:

Who should I vote for, Troy Baker or Troy Baker.

it turned out that troy baker beat troy baker. what a crushing defeat for troy baker. at least troy baker is a stand up guy and likely took it well.

congratulations, troy baker. sorry for your loss, troy baker.

biowarefangirlism:

hey-christ:

Love Interests be like


blackwall refused to wax, that’s why he didn’t make the cut

  • Alistair: So let me get this straight... you think the Maker actually spoke to you? Gave you a mission?
  • Leliana: Who told you that? Was it him? Are you two talking about me behind my back?
  • Alistair: Calm down, I'm just curious. People have claimed that the Maker has talked to them before. Hundreds, all recorded in the Chantry archives. But they were all...
  • Leliana: Crazy? You don't think that I've asked myself that once or twice?
  • Alistair: You've asked yourself that? And what did the Maker have to say about it?
  • Leliana: I received visions. It's not as if the Maker and I chat about everything in my life.
  • Alistair: Oh, I don't know. From what I hear, the Maker's not up to much these days. Just twiddles his thumbs, really.
  • Leliana: That's heresy.... *laughs* And you're making fun of me now. Please stop.
tagged → #dragon age

primordyaforever:

fuckyeahcullen:

I just needed to get some stuff off my chest, and to be honest, I probably shouldn’t because I’m extremely tired, and this goes along the lines of arguments I’ve seen against the character in recent weeks—something I’m pretty certain no one really…

towerandbishop:

30 DAYS OF MASS EFFECT
day twelve: favorite piece of music?
Suicide Mission

"The Collectors, The Reapers - they aren’t a threat to us. They’re a threat to everything, everyone. Those are the lives we’re fighting for. That’s the scale. It’s been a long journey, and no one’s coming out without scars. But it all comes down to this moment. We win or lose it all in the next few minutes. Make me proud. Make yourselves proud."

tagged → #mass effect
fatherway:

frickgerard:

fatherway:

anyways heres wonderwall

why is ur ukulele so big

i feed it well

fatherway:

frickgerard:

fatherway:

anyways heres wonderwall

why is ur ukulele so big

i feed it well

Girls

fullmetalpuppy:

Some girls are confident

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some girls are shy

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some girls like boys

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some girls like girls

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sometimes, they like both

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some girls don’t dress in a feminine way

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and some do

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and some girls weren’t born girls, and that’s fine

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some girls cover up

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and some girls don’t

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some girls are bigger

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some girls are smaller 

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some girls are smart

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and some girls aren’t

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some girls are nice

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and some girls are mean

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but no matter what,

all girls are people 

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and we should be treated like it.

mr-5k:

that odd moment when south park says something more beautiful and poetic than most television shows out there

Yes.

best-of-imgur:

6 comedian quotes to help you laugh through relationship hiccupshttp://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

best-of-imgur:

6 comedian quotes to help you laugh through relationship hiccups
http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com