tagged → #dragon age #fenris
It’s my birthday in two days!

And I feel like I have the flu, yay!

↖ is happy you’re alive.
skyrimconfessionss:

"I recently finished the main quest within one day. One of my proudest achievements!"
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skyrimconfessionss:

"I recently finished the main quest within one day. One of my proudest achievements!"

skyrimconfessionss.tumblr.com

bellecosby:

this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth

bellecosby:

this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth

tagged → #rugrats
lunarlarry:

lobstmourne:

unimpressedcats:

yes yes i clean 4 u

"IM HELPING"

Thank you cat.

lunarlarry:

lobstmourne:

unimpressedcats:

yes yes i clean 4 u

"IM HELPING"

Thank you cat.

tagged → #cats
totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

official-daft-punk:

i hope you know i procrastinated on a project that’s due tomorrow just to make this

my mom thinks im in love with a gay boy now
and she also thinks danny is really hot

tagged → #wtf
enemaroberts:

burger king gonna kill us all

enemaroberts:

burger king gonna kill us all

  • *arriving in kirkwall*
  • hawke: what could possibly go wrong??
  • *seven years later*
  • hawke: everything went wrong.

princegumbutt:

I’ve got a friend and they mean a lot to me.

      The Tower is the only home many Guardians ever know.
To the people of the City, it stands as a promise that we can endure. The merchants and citizens who fill its plazas and halls are as dedicated to the reclamation of our worlds as the Guardians who venture into the Darkness beyond. 

tagged → #destiny
shanedawsonblog:

***NOT COOL*** is officially OUT NOW!!!! Get it on iTUNES NOW!!! :DDDD https://itunes.apple.com/us/movie/not-cool/id914270293

shanedawsonblog:

***NOT COOL*** is officially OUT NOW!!!! Get it on iTUNES NOW!!! :DDDD https://itunes.apple.com/us/movie/not-cool/id914270293

tagged → #Shane Dawson