- What can I tell you to make it better?
- That you won’t leave me.
- Oh, I wouldn’t do that. I promise.
whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”
Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”
the struggle between “i’m too lazy to shave my legs plus it’s a nice fuck you to gender expectations” and “i want legs as smooth as baby dolphins” is so real
OH. MY GOD
Well I just found out who stole my Sweetroll.
my wife is in the deep roads on her latest playthrough of dao
and suddenly i hear “NO.” followed shortly by “please stop rhyming”
First day they come and catch everyone…
Happy day of the assassination of the archduke Franz Ferdinand! :)
Furries are considered weird deviants still yet mainstream capitalism desperately desires for me to want to fuck a green m&m.
Let’s see what you got, Firefly Girl.
-intelligence (or lack of)
-skills (or lack of)
-friends (or lack of)
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Met the most beautiful kitty in my garden the other day. I’m in love. 😊 #cats #leicester