"I recently finished the main quest within one day. One of my proudest achievements!"
this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth
this show was fucked up.
yes yes i clean 4 u
Thank you cat.
I lost the cap to a soda bottle
Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid.
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE
i hope you know i procrastinated on a project that’s due tomorrow just to make this
my mom thinks im in love with a gay boy now
and she also thinks danny is really hot
burger king gonna kill us all
I’ve got a friend and they mean a lot to me.
The Tower is the only home many Guardians ever know.
To the people of the City, it stands as a promise that we can endure. The merchants and citizens who fill its plazas and halls are as dedicated to the reclamation of our worlds as the Guardians who venture into the Darkness beyond.